I hope you never die
betty white is the fucking coolest person ever omg
bisexual and pansexual people are actually made of stardust and flames and are immortal pass it on
Friend: Wow, where did you learn so much about history?
Friend: Wow, where did you learn so much about religion?
Friend: Wow, where did you learn so much about psychology?
Friend: Wow, where did you learn to cook?
One of these is a lot more disturbing than the others
So, I wrote smutty Gabriel because Richard Speight Jr is systematically destroying my world.
I’ve never done this before. Be gentle.
Warning: Smutty smut smut smut, lots of talking and stupid sweet stuff, more smut
Word Count: 5,650
THIS IS THE MOST AMAZING FIC I HAVE EVER READ HOLY SHOT YES.
I want the avengers to show up to my b-day party.
This gif is the meaning of the word “yas”
when u like the boy but ur friend is prettier so he likes her
i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter
This is a very sad mentality. To think oneself more important than that of progeny is the sign of a failed human life.
so the wiggles concert wasn’t as good as you thought it would be huh