all girls are fucking beautiful and if you try to make them feel like they aren’t because they have fuzzy legs or chubby bellies fuck you
so you’re telling me there’s an alien who regenerates into a completely random form, that he cannot control or determine himself, and who understandably could take millions of different appearances, but who all 13 times just turned into a different skinny white guy
Take a good look, Michael. Because this? This is your fault.
"This homework is optional but you should do it for practice"
Today my snake turned 2
Snake in a hat
in which the movie spiderman accurately represents comic book spiderman in sarcasm levels.
my anaconda don’t want none if you think bucky barnes is a villain
you know its cold when….