Jeremy Renner singing his original song “My World” on The View
singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth
then it just becomes a soap opera
Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.
what doesn’t kill you leaves you lying awake at 2am wishing it had
Reasons to dye your hair bright and unnatural colors
- Because you wanna
- Being punk rock
- Looking hella cute
- Small children’s reactions
Don’t say it because you think it’s what I want to hear.
friend: “i can only bring one friend. wanna go?”
i believe in hate at first sight
"Awesome night. By the way, I think I’m getting too old for this."